lanadelwhore:

These exist and I want them but they’re $5
tastefullyoffensive:

[cyanide&happiness]

my cousin just tweeted “what if 11:11 wishes don’t come true because someone in the world wished they didnt” and now i am speechless

(via sfux)


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  • Me at any inconvience: this is literally the worst thing that has ever happened to me

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l1berum:

OMG HE WAS SLEEPING WITH HIS NOSE JUST ABOVE WATER LEVEL